Ste se kdaj spraševale, zakaj velja tridnevno pravilo, ki ga moški uporabljajo, preden prvič pokličejo žensko? Verjetno ste se, a še nikoli niste prišle do tako genialnega in z argumenti podprtega odgovora, ki ga je podal 'Barney Stinson' iz nanizanke 'How I met your Mother'.
(na mojem blogu sicer nisem imela namena objavljati nekih burlesk, vicev in podobno, ampak ta zadeva me je pa precej nasmejala in zabavala...ja, nanizanko drugače redno spremljam in sem njen veliki fan-sem že omenila, da bi 'ko bom velika', rada posnela različico 'How I met your father'??:P)
No, in tukaj je legendarna Barneyeva razlaga:
''Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.''
Če vas zanima še več zanimivih prigod, smešnih pripetljajev in orginalno izmišljenih besed, si poglejte nanizanko.
PS: Če ste v izpitnem obdobju, jo še posebej paše pogledat ;)
(na mojem blogu sicer nisem imela namena objavljati nekih burlesk, vicev in podobno, ampak ta zadeva me je pa precej nasmejala in zabavala...ja, nanizanko drugače redno spremljam in sem njen veliki fan-sem že omenila, da bi 'ko bom velika', rada posnela različico 'How I met your father'??:P)
No, in tukaj je legendarna Barneyeva razlaga:
''Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.''
Če vas zanima še več zanimivih prigod, smešnih pripetljajev in orginalno izmišljenih besed, si poglejte nanizanko.
PS: Če ste v izpitnem obdobju, jo še posebej paše pogledat ;)
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